Make every day take your assault rifle to Wal-Mart day

Last man standing gets all the Moon Pies

Your AR-15 – don’t leave home without it!

Seriously, this shit is symptomatic of the US turning into a Banana Republic once societal collapse takes hold.

Won’t shopping at Wal-Mart be fun? Like the Yakuza on the street of Tokyo, just don’t look them in the eye. And leave your Bernie shirts at home. All it takes is one nut job to bust a cap and the crossfire in the toy aisle will resemble a John Woo movie.

This is Trump’s Unofficial Militia. When food gets scare the neckbeards with scary rifles are gonna come for their Twinkies and you better not get in their way.